I have my kit with me

Week no. 1: take immediately for the first few days if you suffer from the following symptoms; if you don’t understand how the app works, or if the first time doing this your heart starts beating really fast, when restaurant staff shout at you because you’re packing the food wrong in your bag, or when you are right next to the building in the address, but you’re so nervous you completely miss it.

Following weeks: perfect for when you wait more than 6 hours for a delivery, when the restaurant serves everyone else before you, when it’s raining and the traffic is a nightmare.

Code of conduct: you may be the face of the customer’s order, but repeat after me the following and don’t ever forget: “Rain or shine, I shall remain at the entrance to the restaurant and only step inside to pick up an order or if they invite me in.”

Important: If you are a woman, it is advised you take cover behind large trees, of the kind you can see in the image, and never chose very remote locations to do your business. If possible have someone with you, if ever you need to relieve yourself in public.